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Valentine's Day in Quahog
Season 10, Episode 19
Valentine's Day in Quahog
Air date February 12, 2012
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Valentine's Day in Quahog is the 19th episode of the tenth season of Family Guy, and the first Valentine's Day special. It is the 239th episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

In this vignette style episode, the residents of Quahog celebrate Valentine's Day.

Plot[]

Peter and Lois' Story[]

Following a special Valentine's opening, Lois talks Peter into spending the day in bed. As Peter tries to make things romantic, Lois finds that spending the day together isn't as neat as she planned. Peter gets a call from a former girlfriend who tries to separate Peter from Lois.

Meg's Story[]

Meg heads out for a date with a guy from the internet who claims she is prettier than her picture. On their date, Meg finds things they have in common but gets knocked out and awakes in a motel room to find her date stole her kidney. Despite her missing kidney, she holds her date to a promise of a full day together. True to his word, they have a full day's date. After their day out, he gives Meg back her kidney and they kiss. With him instead stealing Cleveland's kidney.

Quagmire's Story[]

Following a one-night's stand, Quagmire's date curses him that he'll one day get what he deserves. Following a shock on his date's tampon warmer, he suddenly appears as a woman to everyone else, fooling even Joe who hits on her. When he goes to the doctor, Dr. Hartman wants to give him a pelvic exam. Escaping, Quagmire realizes he has really been cursed and decides to make the best of things by being a lesbian.

Consuela's Story[]

Consuela sneaks over the border to be with her husband Juan. Consuela then "freshens up" before making love with Juan.

Chris and Herbert's Story[]

Chris goes to visit Herbert to collect the money for Herbert's subscription, but Herbert's grand-niece Sandy falls for him. She goes to Chris and with Herbert's coaching gets a date.

Stewie's Story[]

Deciding to find out what love was like in the 60s, Stewie falls for a girl on a time travel trip and follows her. Opening up, he kisses her only to find out that it is really Lois. After throwing up, he returns to the present where Brian makes things worse.

Brian's Story[]

Meanwhile, after Brian is feeling depressed about never having luck with his past loves, Stewie decides to help Brian get to the bottom of his lack of success with women and invites all of Brian's former girlfriends over to discuss what went wrong with their relationships. Brian gets angry and lashes out at the criticism and starts to dish out criticism of his own. He finally turns on Stewie as well who sends the women after Brian and chase him through the streets as they pass the Kool-Aid Man and his parents waiting for his date, a bottle of Yoohoo chocolate drink.

Mayor West's Story[]

After appointing a pumpkin as the new chief of police, Mayor Adam West finds out from one of his aides that his wife Carol is spending time with the Mayor of Weekapaug (home to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse), and vows to win her back. Mayor Adam West arrives at the opening of a City Park (which is also a future homosexual meeting spot) and engages the Mayor of Weekapaug in a battle until he wins by planting a flag pin in the Mayor of Weekapaug's left eye. Carol apologizes to Mayor West as she vows not to leave him again. Although Mayor McCheese of McDonaldland also shows up to have a fling with Carol.

Epilogue[]

At the end of the day, Peter and Lois make passionate love as Peter imagines he's cheating at his wedding to Lois with her cousin's hot date, Mayor West prepares to cut the ribbon for the dedication of a naked Carol, Chris and Sandy share popsicles as Herbert stares, Consuela greets her family after she returns, Stewie throws up as Lois kisses him goodnight, Meg stores her kidney in her room as a reminder of her best date ever and Brian lies naked with a smile with every single one of his past loves.

Characters[]

Major Roles[]

Minor Roles[]

Quotes[]

[In the Griffins' kitchen, Brian is reading the paper when Stewie walks in]
Stewie: Oh, Brian, there you are. Look, I've been thinking about your situation with women and I believe I've come up with a way to get to the source of the problem. Follow me.
[they walk into the living room]
Brian: What's going on? Oh, my God.
[all of Brian's ex-girlfriends sitting gathered in the living room]
Brian: Stewie, what the hell?! These are all my ex-girlfriends!
Stewie: Well, I thought they could provide some insights that might improve your love life. Ladies, as you may have guessed, you are here because you have all dated this great guy. Yet, somehow, things didn't work out. My objective is to figure out why.
Rita: I don't know. The word "self-absorbed" comes to mind.
Carolyn: And pretentious.
Brooke: Definitely pretentious.
Jillian: And he's got a big Eggo!
Stewie: Okay, we seem to have a theme going here.
Brian: Oh, come on! You're all just mad because I didn't want to be with you!
Ida: I think Brian's a wonderful man. He's just having a difficult time coming to terms with his own sexuality.
Brian: Shut up, Ida.
Stewie: She's my favorite.
Cheryl Tiegs: He's insecure.
Kate: And a blowhard.
Brooke: And he's got a tiny penis.
[the women laugh]
Stewie: Yeah, that was pretty clear by the survey. Okay, now who wants more wine.
Ida: This is great. We should do this every Saturday.
Brian: No, no, we're not going to do this every Saturday!
Rita: What's wrong? We're just being honest.
Brian: Oh, oh, you want honest? [points to Rita] You're an old bag, [points to Kate] you're blind, [points to Brooke] your vomit tastes weird, [points to Jillian] you don't even know why you're here, [points to Lauren Conrad] you chose to be on The Hills, [points to Ida] you still have bits of penis left, [points to something off screen] and you can never get wet!
[it's Gizmo that sighs]
Brian: [points to Stewie] And you?! You're more of a woman than anyone else in this room!
[Stewie finishes his glass of wine and points at Brian]
Stewie: Get him!
[Stewie throws up and returns to the present after realizing the infant girl he fell in love with and kissed is his mother]
Brian: Oh my God. Stewie, what happened?
Stewie: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Brian: Jeeze, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
[Lois comes down the stairs to the darkened living room in a robe]
Lois: Peter, are you ready for your Valentine's gift?
[She drops the robe and turns on the light to find she's standing naked before Stewie as he stares at her]
Stewie: No, but I'm ready for therapy.
Quagmire's date: I thought we could get some breakfast.
[Quagmire flips a switch and the girl is dropped into a mine car and sent out the front door]
Quagmire: Clearly, you're not familiar with how this works.
Lois: You know, Peter, since it's Valentine's Day, I thought we should do something we've never done before.
[Peter pulls out a vial filled with a green fluid]
Peter: Release the virus?
Herbert: Oh, hey there, Chris! Happy Valentine's Day! Hope Cupid brings you a saggy bag of treats!

Trivia[]

  • This is the first episode to reveal Herbert's full name, which is John Herbert (and what he'll be called moving forward)
  • This is the first episode in eight seasons where Daniel Palladino was credited as writer.
  • The episode is presented as being from the writer that wrote the Who’s the Boss? episode "where Tony's uncle dies and leaves him a vineyard." The episode in question is "Inherit the Wine" airing during the seventh season which was really written by Daniel Palladino.[1]
  • Glenn Quagmire becomes "Glenda Vajmire" after becoming a woman.
  • It's revealed that Meg likes the band Coldplay. Meg also loses a conjoined twin and a kidney in this episode.
  • Without being specific, Stewie travels back to the "Summer of Love" and tells Lois that Sesame Street will be along in "a couple of years." The two events respectively occurred in 1967 and 1969.
  • "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas is used for the opening theme.
  • "Let's Fall In Love" by Frank Sinatra plays during Meg's date.
  • "L.O.V.E." by Nat King Cole plays at the end of the episode as everyone settles in after Valentine's Day.
  • While on her Valentine's Day date with Toby, Meg begins bleeding while entering the park, but later on their date the trail of blood stops.
  • The episode is said to feature songs by Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Gin Blossoms, Jewel, James Blunt, Natalie Merchant, Hootie & the Blowfish, Goo Goo Dolls, Nelly Furtado, Xtreme, Shania Twain, Michael Bolton, Selena Gomez, Taylor Hicks, Joan Osborne, Jason Mraz, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pussycat Dolls, Bruno Mars, Natalie Imbruglia, Alanis Morissette, Paula Cole, John Mayer, Train, Evanescence, Adele, Florence and the Machine, Gavin DeGraw, Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Sixpence None the Richer, Indigo Girls, The Cranberries, Savage Garden, Belinda Carlisle, Beyonce, The Rembrandts, Natasha Bedingfield, Dido, Duncan Sheik, Dispatch, Elliott Smith, Edwin McCain, Rufus Wainwright, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Jason Derulo, Corinne Bailey Rae, Rob Thomas, The Wallflowers, Demi Lovato, Big Time Rush, Third Eye Blind, Fastball, Oasis, Ben Folds Five, Keane, Gwen Stefani, Jordin Sparks, The Killers, K-Ci & JoJo, Boyz II Men, Nickelback, Leona Lewis, Gym Class Heroes, Carrie Underwood, The Bangles, Annie Lennox, The Proclaimers, Matchbox 20, UB40, and Ludacris featuring T.I..
  • The kidney removal plot was also done in Robot Chicken Season 5, Episode 9, "No Country For Old Dogs", which also featured Mila Kunis as the woman who had her kidney removed.[2]
  • The DVD commentary discusses several discarded story ideas including Glenn falling for the voice of an aircraft controller, only to reject her when she fails to meet his beauty standards, Seamus and Carl crashing a gay wedding, Al Harrington falling for a woman selling "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubewoman" and Dr. Hartman in a Cinderella parody falling for a woman after giving her a pelvic exam but fails to get a look at her face. The stories presented were also often shortened from longer story ideas.

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