Summary: Stewie Feels That Due to his Extremely Young Age, He Has No Rights, So Stewie Travels To A Universe Where Babies Are Domanint. Stewie Raises his own family.
Stewie: So... This Is the Babyverse.
(Grabs Phone and logs onto bank account)
Stewie: I Have... 500 Dollars In my Wallet, 2000 Dollars In My Credit Card, And 200,000 Total.
Stewie: How Did I even Get this Much Money? Did I Just Teloport Here With This?
Stewies: Anyways,(sigh) have to find a job.
(finds a bar)
Stewie: huh. I could work here. (Reading) minimal drinking ages, 1 month.
Stewie: (reading) now hiring..
Stewie: (enters bar)
Stewie: (talking to bar-owner) hey, just wandering the town.
Bar-Owner: uh huh.
Stewie: So... Your hiring?
Bar-Owner: yes.
Stewie: so... How does it work?
Bar-Owner: Huh?
Stewie: What Do I Have To Do To, You Know, Get Hired?
Bar-Owner: Here, You Just Take A Minor Personal Exam.
Stewie: Ok.
Bar-Owner: What Is Your Name?
Stewie: Stewie Griffin.
Bar-Owner: Married?
Stewie: Nope, Single.
Bar-Owner: American Or Immagrant?
Stewie: American.
Bar-Owner: WhIch Do You Think Is Better? Beer Or Vodka?
Stewie: Honestly, Vodka.
Bar-Owner: You Are Hired, If You Would've Not Come In, This Place Would Have Been Shut Down.
Bar-Owner: You Are The Brewee, and the cook until we find someone to be a cook. We Are Just About To Open Up. Like, Maybe Tommorow.
Stewie: Ok, I'll Be Here Tommorow.
(exits the building)
Stewie: huh, I just come out and there's a car dealership right there. (Walks to the car dealership)
Stewie: oh, hey listen, I'd like to buy a ford explorer.
Car-Dealer: It's $32,000.
Stewie: crap, that's a lot of money. But I think I can cover that. (Searching through bank account)
Yeah, I can. Do You Accept Credit?
Car-Dealer: yes, we do.
(Stewie Gives card then car dealer places in mini-atm)
(car dealer gives card back)
Car Dealer:(tosses keys to Stewie and he catches the most) congratulations. You know own this car now.
(Stewie gets in the car)
Stewie: appreciate it, man.
(drives to a real ease aency)
(Adam west suddenly pops up)
Adam West: oh, I see, these are instructions to life.
(goes back to family guy)
(Stewie enters the real estate agencie)
Stewie: umm, hey excuse, me, may I get some assistance around here?
(real estate agent turns around)
Real estate agent: yes?
(slow motion hear flip scene)
Stewie: (thinking) my god. she is the sexiest woman I've ever seen since Miley Cyrus.
Stewie: (nervous) I was looking for some real estate, located in the suburbs,
Real Estate Agent: there are 8 houses for sale in the suburbs.
Stewie: I'm just wondering, what is your name?
Real Estate Agent: Helina.
Stewie: Stewie Griffin.
Stewie:(thinking) come on Stewie, this is your chance.
Stewie: I feel I might need your phone number later on... Just in case I intend to move, have a Diaster happen that destroys my house, or anything, really
Helina: ok, it's #327-4920
Stewie: (thinking) yes, I got It!
Helina: I could show you the houses With The Agencies Car, but it's very low on fuel, s-(sentence disturbed)
Stewie: oh, no worry, I have a car, still has plenty of gas.
(Later in the car)
(with stewie driving)
Stewie: once I'm on this road, which way do I turn?
Helina: just to the left twice then right once.
(3 turns later)
(car stops)
Helina: we're here.
Stewie: how much does it cost?
Helina: $125,000.
Stewie: Adress?
Helina: 837 Skyhawk Ave.
Stewie:(entering the house)this looks good.
Helina: actually, it's the cheapest and at the same time most valuable house.
Stewie: you have one of those mini-ATMs, so I can pay for the house?
Helina: here.
Stewie: (swipes card) i actually dragged money from my savings. I Have Paid For The House.
(both get on the bed)
(sudden silence)
(Stewie Suddenly Jumps Onto Helina)
Stewie:(trying to make out with Helina)
Helina: what the hell are you do-(starts to make out)
(Helina and Stewie takes off their shirts,pants,and diapers. Then get nude)
(stewie inserts his penis into Helinas ass) (Stewie thrusts his penis into Helinas ass)
Helina: oh!
Helina: oh!
(stewie takes out his penis out of Helinas ass and re-inserts it into Helinas Vagina)
(Stewie starts thrusting)
Helina: Ohh!
(Sperm shoots from Stewies penis into Helinas vagina)
(Stewie stops thrusting)
Stewie: what are we doing?
Stewie: Helina-whatever your last name is, will you marry me?
Helina: oh my god, yes, I Will!
Stewie: wait, don't we have to get engaged first?
(Adam west pops up again)
Adam West: wow, when I wenot on a date with carol, I went far, but not that far!
(scene goes back to family guy)
Stewie: Do you want to just sleep... Together, il buy a ring, we will get engaged, and then married.
Helina: sure. (Gets re-dressed, gets in the bed, Turns off lamp)
(Stewie and Helina fall asleep)