| Stewie is Enceinte | |
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| Season 13, Episode 12 | |
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| Air date | November 23, 2014 |
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Stewie is Enceinte is the 12th episode of the thirteenth season of Family Guy. It's the 312th episode, overall.
Synopsis
Stewie gets himself pregnant with Brian's DNA, thinking a baby would bring them closer together. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys try to make funny YouTube videos.
Plot
When Stewie wants to hang out with Brian, he is blown off. He feels that his and Brian's friendship is drifting apart, so after he sees Joe and Bonnie with Susie, he decides that the way for them to bond again is to have a baby. He creates a machine that takes a sample of Brian's DNA that he acquired and injects it into himself. He shares the news with Brian who understandably freaks out, realizing what people are going to think about what has been done and encourages Stewie to get an abortion. When Stewie ignores him, he tries to induce one.
As time passes, Stewie goes through the pregnancy stages and has Brian take him to the doctor for prenatal care, clothes shopping and photographs of his pregnancy. At McBurgertown, Stewie's water breaks and he and Brian try to get to the hospital. But when they don't make it, Brian is forced to deliver the baby himself in his car causing a mess, only to find it is an entire litter of Stewie-Brian hybrids. Raising the kids, Stewie encourages Brian to have a second try at parenthood after failing previously with Dylan. Taking the kids to the park, they find that many of the kids have birth defects, which causes them concern over the cost of their care. When Brian tries to get away for awhile, they find that their moods were setting each other off so they decide to ditch the kids at an animal shelter and go back to the way things were.
Meanwhile, the guys see a viral video on the news and decide to make their own. Bouncing around ideas, they head out to just start filming. Joe tries his hand at impressions. Later, after seeing a video in which a monkey raped a frog at the zoo, they film monkeys watching a dancing female frog at the bar. Their videos flop on Youtube but later on the news, a video of Chris trying to cross the street by someone else is featured.
Characters
Major Roles
- Stewie Griffin
- Brian Griffin
- Peter Griffin
- Glenn Quagmire
- Cleveland Brown
- Joe Swanson
- Stewie and Brian's Babies
Minor Roles
- Chris Griffin
- Rupert
- Bonnie Swanson
- Susie Swanson
- Tom Tucker
- Dr. Hartman
- Mort Goldman
- Elmer Fudd
- Sylvester the Cat
- Mr. Livingston
- Mrs. Livingston
- Buster Keaton
- Toshio Sakei
- Opera Penguin (Live-Action)
- Mayor Adam West (Cameo)
- Mary Beth (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Meg Griffin (Mentioned)
- Dylan Flannigan (Mentioned)
- Jimmy Fallon (Mentioned)
- Jack (Deleted Scene)
- Jill (Deleted Scene)
Quotes
- Lois: Hello? Oh, hi Bonnie. No, I'm not doing anything. Just sitting here with the baby.
- Stewie: Screw you, too.
- [Susie lays on Joe's feet, which he has sticking up in the air]
- Susie: Ahaha! Hahahahaaaha!
- Joe: Whoa, look at you! You're flying! [Bonnie is shown to be holding Joe's legs] Okay, thanks Bonnie. Next, I wanna ride a bike.
- Cleveland: Can I get a soda?
- Peter: What? No. Thi-This is like the worst time to ask for a soda.
- Quagmire: Unbelievable.
- [Buster Keaton narrates through his talking recreation of "Steamboat Bill"]
- Buster Keaton: Here we go. I'm moving through the scene and I slam the door. Oh no! I slammed it too hard and the house is gunna squash me! Whup. It turned out that window was there. Pause for laugh and amazement.
- [Stewie looks at himself in the mirror before he gets pregnant]
- Stewie: [sigh] Goodbye, body.
- Stewie: Brian, we're pregnant.
- Brian: OH MY GOD!
- Stewie: And in 18 years, he's gunna move away!
- Brian: People are gunna think I had sex with a male baby and got him pregnant!
- Stewie: Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible.
- [Brian punches Stewie in the belly]
- Stewie: Oof!
- Brian: Is it dead?
- Stewie: You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!? If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed!
- Brian: ... Could ... Could you do that now, please?
- Joe: Hi, I'm Joe Swanson and this is 30 impressions in 30 seconds. Show me the money. Oh, behave. Good morning, Vietnam. Wait until they get a load of me, said The Joker. Some of these, I'm paraphrasing.
- Brian: Are there a lot of stairs in this building?
- [Stewie greets a pregnant woman]
- Stewie: Aw, how far along are you?
- Pregnant Woman: 8 months.
- Stewie: You look amazing. Let me ask you, are you leaking? Because I've been leaking.
- Pregnant Woman: [concerned] How old are you?
- Stewie: Well, how old are you? You look like you're 40, meaning whatever you've got in there is 100% brain damaged.
- Brian: Alright, you have a good day.
- [Brian takes Stewie out of there]
- Stewie: Hated that lady!
- Stewie: I'm having such a craving for burgers. It's like my body is just craving red meat. And mint chip ice cream. But only mint chip. Any other ice cream makes me wanna puke. Isn't that weird?
- Brian: Yes, Stewie. That's the one weird thing in all this.
- [The McBurgertown cashier noses around in Stewie's business]
- Stewie: What are you looking at? Go push your buttons. My husband will kick your ass.
- Stewie: Brian, save the placenta!
- Brian: Do you even have a placenta!?
- Stewie: Uh, ... Well, whatever comes out, save it. I wanna eat it.
- Cleveland: Hey, I went by your house the other day. Is your baby pregnant?
- Peter: I don't know. Lois is in charge of the kids.
Trivia
- Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA and gives birth to mandog babies, who are as follows;
- Stewie is somehow able to invent a Fertilization Device that successfully impregnates him without knowing about sex.
- Of all of Dr. Hartman's female patients, the record for deepest vagina is just past his watch.
- Peter considers selling his house, when he discovers it's haunted by Toshio Sakei.
- Chris accidentally goes viral on the internet for acting like a moron, while crossing the street.
- Peter leaves Lois to be in entirely charge of their kids.
- Meg Griffin is mentioned, but not seen in this episode.
Cultural References
- The title is a reference to the episode of I Love Lucy titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" in which she revealed she was pregnant. Due to the broadcast standards of the time frowning on the word "pregnant," the Spanish word "enceinte" was used instead in a nod to Ricky Ricardo's heritage.
- The Buster Keaton cutaway is based on a scene from his film Steamboat Bill Jr. in which a real house front was dropped over the actor.
- Stewie threatens to burn Brian in his bed after he is hit by him while trying to induce a miscarriage, alluding to the TV movie The Burning Bed in which a woman in an abusive relationship sets fire to her husband's bed while he slept.
- The dancing frog that attracts the attention of the monkeys is a reference to the film The Accused in which Jodie Foster's Sarah Tobias attracts unwelcome attention while dancing and is raped.
- The blue child-like figure that appears in Peter's video is from the horror film The Grudge.
- Two of Stewie & Brian's Children are named Jack and Rose, suggesting that they are named after the main characters of Titanic.
- The song played during the photo montage is "(You're) Having My Baby" by Paul Anka.
- The song playing on the jukebox is "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi.
- The song played during Peter's viral video is "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's.
- The films that Joe tries to do impressions from are Jerry Maguire, Austin Powers, Good Morning Vietnam and the 1989 version of Batman.
Deleted Scenes
- Cutaway gag to fairy tale characters, Jack and Jill going to a dinner party.
- Tom Tucker yawning through a report on some kids who died in a bus accident.
- Cleveland not knowing what a penguin is.
- Stewie asks Brian to watch Lois shush Peter while watching Nashville with him.
- The Beer Bar Buddies see a frog girl dancing for some monkeys.
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