NOTICE : THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE WAS CREATED BY XTRANORMALGEEK. MOST OF THE CONTENT IN THIS ARTICLE MAY OR MAY NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL EPISODE "AND THEN THERE WERE FEWER". THIS ARTICLE IS MERELY A FANON SCRIPT OF THE EPISODE.
- Peter Griffin
- Lois Griffin
- Chris Griffin
- Meg Griffin
- Stewie Griffin
- Brian Griffin
- Joe Swanson
- Glenn Quagmire
- Mort Goldman
- Muriel Goldman
- Mort Goldman
- Mayor Adam West
- Diane Simmons
- Tom Tucker
- Ollie Williams
- Doctor Hartman
- Bonnie Swanson
- Susie Swanson
- James Woods
- Algernon Quinton
- James William Bottomtooth III
- Butler #1 (Bucky)
- Butler #2 (Harold)
- Officer Finch
- Quahog Resident #1
- Quahog Resident #2
Bit Characters (Celebrity Appearances)Edit
- Jack Black
- Justin Bieber
- Billy Mays
- Hawkeye (From M.A.S.H)
- Lennie Briscoe
- Ed Green
- Ernie the Giant Chicken
- Evil Monkey (Minor Appearance)
- Horace (Minor Appearance)
- Connie DiMico (Minor Appearance)
WARNING : THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS LANGUAGE.
(The Family Guy Theme Song plays, then cuts to a shot of the Griffin Residence, before showing Peter watching TV)
TV Announcer : We now return to Law & Order.
(We then cut to a scene with Lennie Briscoe and Ed Green interrogating a suspect)
Lennie Briscoe : Alright, we know you were at the scene of the crime! We HAVE the evidence!
Suspect : I'm not telling you nothin'!
Lennie Briscoe : Okay then...you're free to go.
Suspect : What? Really?
(The Suspect gets up and starts to exit the room. Lennie then humps in front of him)
Lennie Briscoe : Oh! I cannot believe you actually were going to do it! Hahahahahaha! I SO got you!
(We then cut to Peter. Lois walks into the room)
Peter : (Sighs), I wish I was a cool, wise-cracking detective like Lennie Briscoe.
Lois : Watching crime shows again? You know what happened the last time you got hooked on Law & Order...
(We then cut to a scene with Lois dropping a jar of peanut butter on the floor.)
Lois : Ah, damn it!
(Peter walks in the frame, dressed in a trenchcoat)
Peter : Looks like the floor's gone nuts.
(The traditional Law & Order intro then plays for several seconds)
Peter : Yeah, so? That show is one of the best crime shows ever made. Dick Wolf, I salute you!
(An American flag waves behind Peter. We then cut to the outside of the Griffin household again. Peter walks out the front door and checks the mail)
Peter : Bills, bills, crap, crap, more crap, more crap...oh my God!
(We then cut to Lois sitting on the couch. Peter bursts in)
Peter : Lois! You're not going to believe this! We won...a weekend's vacation at the Quinton Stately Mansion!
Lois : Oh, how exciting!
Peter : It says that Algernon Quinton is opening the Mansion for all to visit for the weekend, and that they'll have plenty fes-titties!
Lois : Uh, Peter...don't you mean "Festivities"?
Peter : Yeah, Fes-titties.
Lois : (Sigh)
(We then hear commotion outside. Peter and Lois run outside to see the neighbors of Spooner Street at their mailboxes)
Joe : Alright! Woo! I'm going to a mansion!
Quagmire : Wow! A weekend's vacation! Heh heh, allllriiight!
Herbert : Well osh-bosh-bigosh! Jesse, I'm staying at a mansion for the weekend!
Lois : Looks like everyone got the same invitation.
Peter : (Groans), I never get anything exclusive!
Lois : Peter, this IS an exclusive gift! We're staying at a mansion! Come on! Lighten up! Remember, they have all those festivities!
Peter : Oh...hehehehehe, yeah, I forgot. I'm gonna eat all the fes-titties that they have! I'm a one-man fes-tittie eating machine!
Lois : (Facepalm)